Internet Farmers Starring Chris Clark and Jason Cross

 

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CHARACTERS:
Cousin Everett - Jason Cross
Farmer Clem - Chris Clark

FC: Say, Everett, come on over here!
CE: WHUT?
FC: HUH?
CE: WHU?
FC: HEH?
CE: Why don't I just come over there?
CE: Whatcha doin' thar, Farmer Clem?
FC: Nuthin, Cousin Everett, jest makin' me a Innerweb page!
CE: INNERWEB?!?
FC: yup.
CE: Ain't it called the "InterNet?"
FC: NO, STUPID!
CE: Then what the hell you think you're doin'?
FC: I got me a dot-com!
CE: Whut is it?
FC: It's a dot-com, you mo-ron!
CE: How you gonna get yourself on the Internet without no computer?
FC: COMPUTER?!? What in the hootin-magillus is that?
FC: Shut up, Bessie, I'm a-talkin' with Everett!
CE: So whatcha gonna put on yer page, anyhoo?
FC: I dunno... pitchers o' Bessie, I s'pose...
CE: An' how you gonna go about gettin' them pitchers up on the Internet?
FC: I'm gonna use me a mo-down!
CE: Dont'cha mean a modem?
FC: NO, STUPID!!
FC: I said shut up, Bessie!!!
CE: Ya damn fool...