This Quietude is Awful!

Yes, it's true, this site has been rather quiet lately. There's a great explanation involving circus monkeys, hideously funny looking aliens, and the local 4-20 convenience store. As soon as this confusing explanation is completed, it will be gracing this main page!

Huh?

What the hell is

If you know what I'm talking about, you should check out the explanation here.

Monstrous Watermelon Terrorizes Syndicate

Just recently the Syndicate was utterly attacked by what appeared to be a huge watermelon with arms and legs, apparently upset about something. Take a look at Jason Cross's account of the ordeal to figure out what on earth is going on.

Large... Disproportionate... Giraffes!

Everybody loves Giraffes! Anybody who doesn't is not a part of everybody, thus maintaining that everybody loves giraffes.

Now you can read Dr. Yurivich Gruskenvald's most recent article, Giraffe Able to Afford Staggering Psychiatric Bills. Giraffes, being notably poor in general, are usually unable to pay for such specialized medical care. Now you can meet the one who can here!

What the...?

Been wondering where the Syndicate has been? Well, there's a perfectly reasonable explanation on the way, coming very soon...

In the meantime, a new Guest writer has hopped on the metaphorical bandwagon with his first article relating to the newly-released game by Lionhead Studios, Black & White. Take a look here to learn about some new updates for the game.

Satire Has Never Been so Blue

At last, the Reality Syndicate has expanded to a brand new domain! Don't be alarmed now, faithful reader. The URL www.reality-syndicate.com will still be available, unchanged. Now, however, www.blusatire.com is usable.

So what's the point? If you're rather new here and you'd rather not use the old address for purposes of laziness or dyslexia, www.bluesatire.com will serve as a much shorter, easier to remember address! Tell everyone you know!

Exclusive Interview with Doctor Floyd H. Shlekklehimmel

Ladies and gentlemen, the Syndicate is proud to present an in-depth interview with renowned Syndicate scientist, Dr. S, by our very own Jason Cross. Mr. Cross was allowed to follow Doctor S. into his secret laboratory where he is beginning filming on his latest work, "Doctor Floyd's Incredible World of Science!", an educational series designed for those not familiar with Einstein's theories or thermonuclear physics. Take a look at the interview to get a glimpse of this amazing scientific icon's true personality, or lack thereof.

Relative to Other Months, April Found to be 24% More Fun!

April is upon us! Every site in the known universe today probably has some cheesy April Fool's gag that they blindly think is original. Ha! The Reality Syndicate has decided not to jump on that bandwagon until our own, self proclaimed "Fool's Day" on May 9th. Until then, take a look at what's on the chopping block for this month:

• Perry and Fresnel's first short film: "Chíc"
• A sparkling new mascot
• Syndicate Press Ad: Tap Water
• Mr. Fred's After Death Cuisine III
• Victor Price's continuing odyssey
• More advice from Blorflax
• The New Face of Usenet III
• A traditional "review" of another PC Game that's hitting the market

And much more! Let the games begin!