Pruning the Press

Well folks, as May is soon upon us it was high time we did a little spring cleaning around here. Thus, today the Syndicate Press has a new streamlined look! Well, it really looks about the same, but will now load much quicker. All of the articles from the year of 2001 have been moved and now the main menu features only articles from this year and last year. So, the Syndicate Press is all still there, though articles from 2001 can now be found here. Cheers!

Parka, Canteen, Elephant Gun, Let's Go!

Let's Go Travel! Yes, the critically defamed Syndicate Press series continues this week as Syndicate writer Chris Clark packs up and heads out yet again. Where to this time? Let's just say wear plenty of layers and bring some binoculars, because he's off to Siberia! Siberia, a vast region of northern Russia, is home to goats, rodents, and snow. Lots of snow. What better place to go on safari? Get packed and check it out in Let's Go Travel - Siberian Safari!

Incredible! Startling! Fantastic! Etcetera!

See that picture to the right? Do you? Well, speak up!!! That's better. Well, that picture has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with today's update, except perhaps the colours it uses. Nothing! But come on, just look at that little bear! He's climbing in a tree! Priceless. Oh, by the way, today's new article is written by our good friend Roy Bitterman, detailing the incredible new movie called "Here And Now"! You may not have heard of it, which means you are either a caveman or a simpleton! So read on, and be informed!

The Bunny's Not Gonna Like This...

With Easter behind us, and our lives bleak and meaningless, we can only look forward to next Easter. However, shocking news broke today when it was discovered by chronologists at the Texas Institute for Scheduling and Time that Easter of 2004 is, in fact, to be on a Tuesday. Well, in today's Syndicate Press, writer Chris Clark opens this case wide open. This is the kind of controversy the matches science against tradition, church against state, and iconic bunny against calendar mathematicians! Read it all in Easter Tuesday?

Comic Cat Culpable for Countless Capers!

At long last, after years and years of arduous research, expensive investigation, and loud arguing, the debate over the cause of everything violent in the world has been laid to rest! That's right, one single source of violence, the origin of everything bad you can imagine, has been discovered! But you can only learn about it if you decide to read the article. No cheating!

Let's Go Sailing!

Yes, that headline does have something to do with article to which it refers. Today, Blorflax returns to the Syndicate to answer some new reader mail. Don't worry either, he sorted out all of his differences with the Syndicate staff. Now, check out his newest article in today's Guest Columns! This time Blorflax answers three letters from readers like you, collectively involving clowns, sailboats, and topography! So check out Blorflax's latest article, then send in any questions you may have for the next one.

Sorry About March...

Yes, March was a dead month for the Syndicate. Unfortunately Drivel Days took a lot out of us, and the fun of spring break is hard to pass up! Nevertheless, the Syndicate is up a running again. We may take a break here or there, but we'll never stop for good.

In Shades of Gray

Colorblindness is a terrible affliction that strikes millions of people around the globe. In today's Syndicate Press, Syndicate writer Chris Clark peeks into this grayscale world. See just how colorblindness can embarrass grown men and tear happy couples apart. Take a colorblindness test to see how your eyes are working in this area. Finally, if you are in fact colorblind, get some helpful hints to leading a full, productive life. It's all there in Leading the Colorblind.