Video Games and Violence: Who's the Father?

Violence. Something nobody seems to be able to do without these days. However, violence may not be as harmless as it seems. In a shocking new Syndicate Press exclusive, Jason Cross uncovers a controversy boiling with absurdity in the computer entertainment world. Read it all in Violence Proven as #1 Cause of Video Games, and don't be left out of the loop!

Ways to Drain Your Wallet for Your Wife

Plan on getting married soon? Already married? Worried about what anniversaries demand what type of gift? Well, in today's Guest Columns, Mr. Fred, Professional Zombie's is back with his newest article! This undead wonder outlines all the traditions of matrimonious gift giving in his Post-Mortem Anniversary Gift Guide. Read it all and never be confused when it comes to generosity. Ah, marriage.

First Mascot Bios Hit the Site

Two days after the Mascots section of the archives was created, the first two Bios have been created. Bios for both Perry the Baseball and Fresnel the Bat and Dave the DVD (yes, Dave the current mascot) have been completed. Check them out in the Mascots section!

Let's Make it a Tyranny, Shall We?

The Syndicate Press's newest and truest article is here, as a continuation of one already headlining. Chris Clark is back with another review of another merit badge the Boy Scouts seem to be adding to there already gaping slew of circular accomplishments. Check out the ins and outs of Global Domination Merit Badge and get ready for some warfare!

Archival Expansion Underway

It's been a while since the glorious Archives section has seen much action. With every NewsReel and General News Brief this section is expanded slightly, but now a drastic change is on its way! A new Mascots section began construction today, and when complete will be the place to find info on all mascots past and present. Check out its beginnings in the Archives!

New Mascot Hits the Front Page

This curious looking thing with eyeballs is the newest Reality Syndicate mascot, Dave the DVD! Not only will he assume the duties that the title of "mascot" carries (though we have no idea what the heck those duties are), but Dave will also please the Syndicate creators and writers with bonus features such as deleted scenes and commentaries.

The Syndicate Returns!

Well, it's been a long summer of nothingness around here. Unfortunately, both the Syndicate creators were involved in a class action lawsuit in Great Britain and were forbidden to use computers for three months.

Now that formulating a lie to keep you readers convinced is done, on to the content! In today's Syndicate Press, Chris Clark goes behind the scenes of the Boy Scouts of America and discovers some new merit badges that will certainly turn heads, and maybe even turn stomachs! Check it out in New Merit Badges for the Fall Season.