General
News Archives for December, 2001
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| December
30, 2001 |
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Playing with
Fire
 Today
is a grand day for the Syndicate. As we stand on the precipice of
a new year, a new writer is bestowed upon us! In the Syndicate
Press today Alex Owens makes his debut on this site.
In his provocative article, Wearing
the Horns, Alex peers into the life of the very Devil himself
and discovers some unusual facts about Hell and its supreme ruler.
At the cost of Alex's soul, this is one article not to miss!
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| December
27, 2001 |
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The Strangest
Film to Ever Hit the Syndicate
 Enjoy
playing with legos? Find yourself having many a game of chess with
associates? Do you frequently use Listerine to wash out your filthy
mouth? Regardless of your answers, check out the newest Syndicate
Film, entitled Legos, Chess,
and Listerine! Filmed entirely in stop motion and having
an exceedingly long credits list that zooms by at mach seven, you're
bound to scratch your head in confusion at this oddly annoying film.
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| December
20, 2001 |
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The Big 1-0-0
 Yes,
at long last the Syndicate has reached 100 articles. That third
digit is quite welcome today. The authors had been debating on what
to do for the mile stone of an article for sometime, and what was
chosen was pure gold! Plenty of characters have been in and out
of the first 99 articles, and in the 100th read some of their more
interesting quotes that never made it into the published stuff.
Check it out in Character
Comedy: 100th and Witty!
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| December
10, 2001 |
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Paying is
for Suckers!
 Fed
up with shelling out hundreds, if not thousands of hard earned
dollars, pounds, yen, whatever they use in Namibia, etc.? The holiday
season is the worst time of year for spending. Well, in today's
Guest Columns, listen to everything Yurivich
Gruskenvald has to say about getting gifts for a bargain. Find out
exactly how you can steer through the month of December while hardly
cracking your wallet open at all in Tips
For a Dirt Cheap Holiday!
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| December
9, 2001 |
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New Mascot
Has Visitors Wondering "What's inside?"
 Old
with the old and in with the new. Yes, today the Syndicate has received
a fresh new mascot that not only accents the season but keeps religiously
based outbursts to a minimum. Say hello to Rupert the Nondenominational
Holiday Present! He's well wrapped, not too entirely fragile,
and regardless of what holiday you celebrate, he celebrates it too!
Don't celebrate anything this time of year? Um... we hadn't planned
for that... Just don't get offended! Please don't get offended!
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| December
6, 2001 |
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TV Overhaul
in Progress
 Are
you like countless Americans who are fed up with boring run of the
mill cable TV? Perhaps you are not an American but are equally fed
up? Well, in today's Syndicate Press,
read all about the newest craze coming from Backwater Arkansas,
Expanded Mega Cable! EMC is a new cable system that is head and
shoulders above anything else on the market. Take a look and maybe
even switch to EMC in Channel
Surfing in Style!
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