Happy Birthday Reality Syndicate!

Yes, today this glorious site turns an equally glorious four years old. You may be wondering what happened to Drivel Days, hmm? Well, Drivel Days needed a break. Let's leave it at that. No more questions. This interview is over.

Seriously, at least we have a brand spanking new article today! Read it and enjoy the anniversary of the greatest website ever to grace the Internet with its radiant presence.

Is it Cold in Here?

Cities bombed, innocent blood shed, families torn apart... and ice cream used to be such a symbol of happiness and innocence. In today's Syndicate Press, site reporter Chris Clark opens wide the growing war over a delicious treat. Spanning nearly every continent, the war has touched just about everybody's life in some way or another. As you take another bite of your triple chocolate chunk ice cream, read about the violence that spoonful may be responsible for in The New Cold War.

Well, Look Who's Come Crawling Back...

Back to work, you sniveling worm! No more excuses! I'm not paying you to think!

Ah, here we are again, back at last, and just in time for this year's Drivel Days! We're about to turn four, so we've dragged our sorry hides back to the front pages of the Syndicate. You may wonder where Chris and I have been for the last, oh, 6 months or so. Yes... yes, you may.

But why hear about that when you could read the newest addition to the glorious plethora of creamy Syndicate goodness, a little story about a man named Bush, a man named Mandela (not the one you think), and a bunch of fabric?!?

It defies explanation, so just read all about it here!