New Section Mysteriously Appears out of Nowhere

In the wake of the death of the Profound insights section, a new section has mysteriously appeared. This portion of the site known as the "Ego Pages" contains nothing more than a blurb describing that whatever the section is, it is still under construction and due for release soon. What could the "Ego Pages" be? Only time will tell.

A New Look Hits the Syndicate

Take a good look around. Anything seem different? Of course it does! Today the entire site was made over with a more trim and stylish look. Also, you visitors with little screens can now see the site much easier than before. Enjoy the new look of The Reality Syndicate!

A Depressing Farewell...

Since the Reality Syndicate began, the Profound Insights section thrived. Unfortunately, time brings change. Profound Insights is being lead to his demise in a few days to make way for the newest addition to the Syndicate. Sources are still gathering information on the new section, but it is rumored to be better than a lifetime supply of frozen peas. Stay tuned for further details.

An Intimate Interview with a Lovable Bear

In today's newest Syndicate Press flash, Chris Clark dives deep into one of the world's most influential thinkers, Jim the Teddy Bear Jim is widely known, having advised countless political leaders all over Europe and as a top official in the Clinton Administration. Hear the amazing insights Jim has to say in "Behind the Plush."

But What's it All About?!

If you've been visiting the Reality Syndicate for a while, you have a good understanding of what this site is and what it offers. If you're just visiting for the first (or second maybe?) time, you may still be fuzzy. Well, now a brand spankin' new About Page has showed up, with a breakdown of every section of the site. To take a look click on the button to the left of this page or click here.

Nervous Snowman Graces the Front Page

At last our sulking penguin friend has taked his leave of absence. The title of "Reality Syndicate Mascot" has now been passed on to Paul, the Paranoid Snowman. He's so paranoid that he's more familiar with what's behind him than what he's approaching! Try not rile him up too much. He's pretty jumpy.

Timeless Recipes from Beyond the Grave

Mr. Fred, Professional Zombie is now imparting his culinary delights to those at the Syndicate who are willing to learn. Such tasty dishes flowing with human eye balls and brains simply can't be ignored. Now Mr. Fred is providing some easy step-by-step recipes to amaze your next set of dinner guests. Read it all here.

Cross Offers Advice to "Hydroholics"

This long awaited Syndicate Press article that was originally destroyed in the Great Syndicate Crash last month has now been found! Did you know drinking too much water can lead to excessive sweating, urination, even vomiting? We're as shocked as you are! Read more about the dangers of H2O in Jason Cross's "Down With Water!"

Section Once Thought Dormant Now Awakens

The Reality Syndicate was born in February of 2000. As it charged forward the sections were born inside it, such as the Syndicate Press or the Guest Columns. Film and Radio was out to a goo start but it soon died off. That is, until today.

That's right! Today after many months, Film and Radio is home to a brand spankin' new Flash animation. It's a little dark and scary, so kiddies get your parents to watch it first. Check it out here!

Another Year Descends to Muffle our Will to Live

It is now 2001, in case you didn't notice. For those of you who are hung over, go take a nap. You shouldn't be on the Internet right now. For the rest of you, we have absolutely nothing special! We just wanted to remind you that the year changed over to 2001. We don't wish it to be happy or anything like that. Just make sure you get a new calendar. Have a great Monday morning!