General
News Archives for January, 2002
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| January
30, 2002 |
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Shocking News
Headlines!
 Charles
Anderson makes a prestigious reappearance with the kick-off of a
brand new series, Syndicate Headlines!
Learn the most interesting facts about the most interesting
people, places, and things in existence! The series begins with
the exciting web of intrigue surrounding a recent rampage
of crime. Hurry! Before it's too late!
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| January
28, 2002 |
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The Webmaster
is Watching You
 The
Syndicate is a perfect web site and shines above all other inferior
web sites in existence. We all know that, but how is the Syndicate
just so glorious? Meet the Minister of Propaganda. His job
as the newest Guest Columnist is to ensure
that you, the people of the Syndicate stay loyal to our society.
Read his first article in today's Guest Columns:
Knowledge Crimes and How Not to Commit
Them, and serve the Webmaster well!
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| January
27, 2002 |
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Where Have
All the Updates Gone?
 It's
true, this fine site has not been updated for weeks. It looks as
if the dry spell is over though, and some new stuff may yet come
out and make January a great month. Why no updates for so long though?
To answer that, one must know exactly what an update entails, and
exactly that is outlined in today's latest Syndicate
Press article, The Updating
Game.
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| January
9, 2002 |
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The Cutting
Edge in Wasting Money
 With
the new year the technological world welcomed two brand spankin'
new game platforms with open arms and even more open wallets. Known
as the Game Box and the X-Cube, the two new consoles have stores
looted and patrons trampled. Read the inside scoop on these two
new systems in writer Jason Cross's latest Syndicate
Press article, New Game
Platforms Shock Community!
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| January
7, 2002 |
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The Dawn of
a New Year!
 Alright,
so maybe it's not really the dawn... more like the early morning.
In any case, we here at the Syndicate wish all of you readers a
very prosperous year, full of accomplishments both fun and profitable!
In the spirit of corporate acquisitions, we bring you our old pal,
Steve the Penguin, back as a two-time mascot! He's feeling a lot
better now, thanks to a warm beverage... Let's give him all a Syndicate
greeting, whatever the hell that means.
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