The Summer Movie Season Heats up the Syndicate

Say hello to Rupert Carrero. Rupert is one of the more prestigious movie critics from Wahoo, Nebraska. Happily, he's signed on for a deal with the Syndicate!

Rupert is in the process of choosing his partner, but once chosen, the two will crank out in-depth reviews for the hottest summer flicks, such as The Mummy Returns, Pearl Harbor, and Shrek! Let's all go to the lobby and have ourselves some fun!

A Booster Shot for Randomness

Because this bulletin is about randomness, here's a random picture!

Our home page randomness has grown quite popular with our fans, so today we beefed it up a little. The Random Word Generator and the Random Site Phrase Thingy (the thing in the top right of this page, doesn't really have a name) are now 30% more fun and random! This just means if you're a frequent visitor, there are new things to be seen. Enjoy!

The Perils of a Spankin' New Computer

Computers are evil and it's a proven fact!!!!!

That's what we would be saying if we bought into sensationalism. We don't. Most of the time. However, in Charles Anderson's newest Guest Column, computers may just be as evil as so many grizzled, crotchety old men repeatedly grumble. With documented evidence of acts of violence, coupled with the lack of comment from the computer industry, one can only blindly leap to the conclusion that computers are ultimately sinister. Read the full story in "Computers - Is the Main Ingredient Pure Evil?"

Continental Crisis

See this picture? Any clue as to what the heck it is? That's right! It is Europe!

In today's Syndicate Press, Chris Clark delves into a frightening Canadian mystery. It seems the number of Europeans present in a remote fishing shack curiously dropped sharply in 1979. Surely this is a matter for the local police, but they say there's "nothing to worry about." To combat such incompetence, the Syndicate has stepped in to resolve this chilling matter in Where Have All the Europeans Gone?

Ads No More

You may have noticed the last two months were ones in which a few banners ads were placed selectively around this site. Today, those ads are gone! Yes, enough mail urging us revert to our previous sans-ad state has convinced us to do just that. Maybe in a few months, when we find some better ad companies to sell our valuable webspace to, banners may return. In the meantime, enjoy the original commercialism-free Reality Syndicate!