Water Fowl Play

In the latest news brief from across the pond, a Syndicate Press exclusive, British correspondent Sea Dreamer cracks wide open the story of local Birmingham swans that have suddenly taken up arms against residents. Attacks have been targeted at people and pets alike, and the local police force seems to be turning the other cheek. If you live anywhere near a body of water or are within five kilometers of any swans, be sure to read It's No Gaggle.

More Forum Madness

In other news, the Syndicate Forums are now officially four days old. Already members and posts have jumped considerably. Haven't seen the forums yet? What on Earth are you waiting for? Check them out now!

Houston, We Have FORUMS!

Ladies and gents, at long last, the Syndicate Forums are here. Administrated by the Minister of Propaganda, moderated by Jason and myself, They're up and running! Most of the guest columnists and some of the writers have already joined and begun posting. Don't miss out on all the fun... Check out the forums and join right now!

Auto Equality

Today, back in the Science sector of the Syndicate Press, Chris Clark looks at traffic light racism. Read that sentence again if you're having trouble processing it. Yes, Traffic lights the world over are turning progressively discriminatory toward certain makes and models of cars, and at last science has stepped up to solve this problem with an advanced new microchip. Get the full story in Driving Miss Racism.

Ask and Ye Shall be Answered

In today's Guest Columns, Blorflax is back with his latest advisory nonsense. Have you ever wanted to take on the physical aspects of another species but not had the money for it? Perhaps you're confused as to where this ? Soda comes from and how to obtain some of it for your own consumption? Maybe you just have a few minutes to spare, hmm? Regardless, check out Blorflax's latest article!

Organic Excess

If you're a health conscious person, you may be very interested to know about the organs in your body that are completely worthless. That's right, not all of your viscera is vital. Well, in today's Syndicate Press, Chris Clark delivers the facts behind the four major vestigial organs that do little more than take up space inside your abdomen. Learn just what it is these pointless lumps of cells actually do, and get some tips on how to swiftly remove them, in Idle Organs.