Halloween Lacks National Holiday Status

Coming at you today with a special Halloween edition article is our own resident zombie, Mr. Fred. In his latest article, Fred sits down with some of Hollywood's greatest all time slasher flick villains, including Jason Vorhees, Frankenstein, and Ted Danson. Be scared senseless at the surprising amount of French and Tourette's syndrome in the world of the undead in Slashers of the Silver Screen!

Wait A Minute Mr. Electronic Postman

Is the Reality Syndicate a "controversial" website? Do we receive email from irate visitors who want only the worst for us? Well, sort of. In today's Syndicate Press, Chris Clark takes a look at probably the worst example of true hate mail we've ever received. Our new friend has a grace for using cuss words the likes of which you've probably never seen! Regardless, have a laugh at the level of stupidity of some of our readers in You've Got Hate Mail!

Looking Like a Million Bucks

Yikes! Now there's a face only a mother with sever eye trauma and the lack of a sense of smell could appreciate. How'd this poor lady come to look like she does? Surgery! Yes, nowadays plastic surgery can do just about anything to your face, from skin pigmentation to adding several pounds of metal to gaping holes going straight on through. Is this type of plastic surgery something you might be considering? In Today's Syndicate Press, Chris Clark looks into this ugly and disfigured world of freaks and their doctors. Find out how these procedures are performed and how much they can drain your wallet in Put On A Happy Face.

Another Point Of View

Ladies and gentlemen, we at the Syndicate are proud to present sea3dreamer's recent report on strange phone box happenings in the UK!

Experts have been baffled by the recent similarities between this article and the one released on October 13 - at the moment, there does not seem to be any link between the two attacks, though the approprate law enforcement officials are standing ready to protect all Syndicate citizens.

Also in the news today, a new study shows that puppies are approximately 86.3% cuter on average than spools of garotte wire.

Syndicate Recovers From Coma!

Loyal fans, we at the Syndicate have managed to resuscitate what may have otherwise been the motionless corpse of this fine website.

Appropriately, the return of the Syndicate is heralded by a bizarre coincidence: through some strange twist of fate, two extremely similar events have been reported, one on each side of the Atlantic!

Yes, that's right, our good friend from across the pond, sea3dreamer, has struck again! While her article is in transit, however, I am proud to present my own personal version, which can be read and/or enjoyed here. So read and/or enjoy!