Migraine Invasion Continues!

To the shreiking merriment of thousands and thousands of screaming fans, the up-and-coming band Cringing Migraine has just released yet another song from their critically acclaimed album, Reactor 12. Since we at the Syndicate have our fingers on the pulse of the music industry, or at least the parts that matter about it, we are proud to be the first to bring you a downloadable MP3 version of this great new work, "Freefall, Aisle 6". Take a look and add it to your growing collection!

The Evils of Windows

Well folks, the Syndicate is back. Where did it go the past few days, you ask? Let's just say that reinstalling windows is no picnic, especially when you have no choice. Yes, the site was dormant while the worlds worst OS decided to fail for no reason and require a complete refresh. It's all back to normal now, though and nothing was lost! No thanks to Mr. Gates, of course.

Happiness In Links

The Syndicate has a great new link for all you fans to check out today: aFunny.com! This site offers tons of flash animations poking fun at, for the most part, the more comical members of the music industry. We at the Syndicate highly recommend checking out their testimonials section. Enjoy aFunny.com!

Flightless Birds from Way Down South

In today's Mascot Archives, finally Steve the Skulking Christmas Penguin has his story up for all to read! Some of you may remember this little bird from last December. Now read his story and be amazed at how he would have never come to us it wasn't for our own advice columnist Blorflax of all people.

See Things from a New Point of View

Ladies and gentlemen, the Reality Syndicate is proud to introduce its newest addition to the growing family of guest writers - Derek McCarson, a former licensed clinical psychologist, has been recruited to answer your personal questions with the same dignity and respect he would give any of his former patients. Take a look at his new article here!

Bananas on Parade

In only a few days time, Banana Computers will announce their brand new line of home and business computing devices rumored to rival even the top machines on the market today. Speculations are flying over what this strange new company with a somewhat unoriginal fruit theme has to offer, and hopefully before the month's end the product information will be publicly released for the first time ever here on the Syndicate! Stay tuned for further details...

Hey, Remember Him?

Yes, that's right - It's good old Spot, the Black & White Reality Syndicate mascot back from his long vacation in the Bahamas! Read all about him in his appropriately titled autobiographical work, I'm Proud To Introduce Me!

Search Engine 2.0 Completed!

It's here! The Reality Syndicate Search Engine 2.0 is up and running, ready for usage. Crawl through every corner of the Syndicate with this engine, or with its special section specific options search just a single section of the site! Check out this fantastic and long awaited addition to the Syndicate here.

Search Update!

With today's latest report the Syndicate looks like it could be getting the new Syndicate Search Engine before the month's end. Work is currently being done to complete and enhance a functioning search CGI, enabling it with groovy features like the ability to search individual sections of the site. More updates as the news comes in...

Organelles Never Looked So Good

The time has come for a new Syndicate Mascot, and the one to step up and fill that role is none other than Eddie the Endoplasmic Reticulum! This cute, slimy little guy aids in the life of every cell in your body and now he's joined the ranks of Syndicate Mascot. Eddie will hopefully be joining the Mascot Archives with his story any day now. True, he may be microscopic, but that's not standing in his way.

Advisory Mayhem

After an extensive break for the summer, Blorflax himself (everybody's favorite three foot tall green advice columnist) is back with his tenth installment of his critically acclaimed advice column. This time around read about a man who needs a little help taking to the life of crime and another who's in dire need of a good book. Check it all out here!

Another Merit Badge for the Sash

Just when you thought there wasn't going to be any more, a fourth merit badge emerges! Yes, in today's Syndicate Press the old favorite among grown up Boy Scouts, New Merit Badges for the Fall Season, is back in the spotlight with a brand new headlining badge. Known as Medication Merit Badge, this one allows anyone who takes it to stuff themselves silly with pills, pills, pills! Read it all here.

Cringing Migraine Strikes Again - Aspirin Sales Skyrocket

So, you thought you were done listening to Cringing Migraine's new album samples, didn't you? Well, think again, because the neo-techno-trance-rock-whatever they call themselves group is at it again, this time with two short singles, Replacement Star and Way of the Worldless. Take a lively jaunt on over to the Cringing Migraine feature page to take a listen!

The God Squad

Love history? Love Mythology? Find it hard to answer these questions due to your laughably slow thought process? You need to check out the Syndicate Press's newest installment, Misfit Gods! In this article Chris Clark and a crack team of scientists with really fancy job titles look into Roman Gods that are lesser known to modern civilization. Check out this anthropological breakthrough right here!

The Hosts with the Most

If you are really observant you may notice a few of these pictures that say Office On Web are appearing at the bottoms of some pages (like this one). True, this is an ad of sorts, but that's because this is the company that provides the web hosting for the Syndicate! We keep the site alive, but they give it a place to live. Check out Office On Web if ever you are interested in anything website related. You won't regret it.

Cringing Migraine Rocks Music World

Ladies and gentlemen, we at the Syndicate have a very special treat for you - the up-and-coming rock and electronica band Cringing Migraine has just signed on for a record deal with the Reality Syndicate - this means we will be presenting their entire first album, Reactor 12, in MP3 format! Huzzah!

Take a look at the album preview page, and download Cringing Migraine's very first single, Doubting Two!

Email Excitement

Plenty of sites throughout the Internet world boast having email addresses for sale. Sure, you may want to get your hands on a few thousand addresses so you can bog down the holders with ads like they've never seen, but who want's to pay for that? Not us! Check out the Reality Syndicate's newest addition to the Syndicate Press and newest public service, the Email Crawler!

Frightening Fruit

New in the Mascot Archives today is a closer look at one of the shiftier subjects in Syndicate history. He was never hired as an actual mascot, he protested his little heart out when denied the opportunity of mascot-hood, and we've been informed he's seedless. Read the story of the mascot that wasn't, Bitter Watermelon.

2004 Olympics Gets Fuzzy

Yurivich Gruskenvald is back with his latest report from the animal kingdom! The Olympics of 2004 in Athens, Greece are stirring up with the coming of the first ever Olympic Mammal Archery Team. This crackerjack team is telling their story to the world through the Syndicate's own animal psychiatrist, and you can read it all now in Olympic Mammals Hit the Bull's Eye!

Scoutmaster for the Dead

Of all the merit badges the Boy Scouts offer to their members to earn, the most macabre has to be the newest of them all: Death Merit Badge. This peculiar badge is not only dark and occultish but is also the newest feature inn the Syndicate Press's ongoing look into the Scouts, New Merit Badges for the Fall Season. Check it out here!

Slap Happy September!

It is now September on the planet Earth, in case you hadn't noticed. Here's a look at some new things appearing this month on the Syndicate:

• The remainder of the mascot bios
• The final two merit badges in New Merit Badges for the Fall Season
• Blorflax's long awaited return to giving advice
• The Reality Syndicate Search Engine 2.0
• Yurivich Gruskenvald's newest, featuring mammals with Olympic archery capabilities
• Much, much more!

Mascot Mayhem

A few new mascot bios have hit the Archives section today. Now you can check behind the scenes in the lives of Paul the Paranoid Snowman (he was around in January) and Darren the Drivel Days Dust Pan. Why pass up on this amazing opportunity? Check out these stories in the Mascots Section of the Archives right away!