Ladies and gentlemen, the search for the "Miracle Pill" is finally over - completely independent from any corporate endorsement I may or may not have been provided with recently, I'd like to tell you all a little bit about Allergenix™.

What is Allergenix™, you ask? Well, I'm certainly glad you're so curious about it, because I have lots of great information about this wonderful product, Allergenix™. Take a look at that snazzy logo over there - doesn't that look great? It reminds you of a grassy knoll, right? Well, not that grassy knoll. Actually, forget I said that. Allergenix™ is in no way related to a grassy knoll of any kind. But that logo is appealing, isn't it? It reminds me of a sunny, grass-covered hill of neutral political value. Wouldn't you like to live on that hill? I sure would.

But what is Allergenix™, you still continue to ask? Relax, I'm getting to that. Allergenix™ is the only viable "magic pill" solution to people with a weight problem. Allergenix™ technicians and scientists have determined that food consumption is the primary cause of obesity - Allergenix™ helps you to eat smaller amounts of food. But wait! Allergenix™ isn't an appetite suppressant. Those things are scary. No, Allergenix™ doesn't suppress your appetite - it removes your ability to safely consume certain basic components of common food products! That's right!

Allergenix™ uses a patented "allergy stimulation" formula to instill an allergenic reaction in your immune system, causing you to be violently ill if you eat any food containing a key ingredient! You choose the ingredient, to control your level of weight loss: if you only want to lose a little weight, take Peanut Oil Allergenix™: want to lose almost all your weight? Take Oxygen Allergenix™! It's up to you! Yes, Allergenix™ gives you the power of choice! It can validate your very existence!

Allergenix™ is available in many, many varieties, allowing you to develop horrible reactions to whatever substance you choose! Select from Wheat, Water, Flour, Amino Acids, Oxygen, Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and hundreds more! The list goes on and on, until it ends, at which point it no longer goes on! And the best part about Allergenix™ is, it's completely permanent! Your allergy will stay with you forever, ensuring that you're always at your perfect weight!

Not convinced yet? Just listen to these testimonials! Just click on each happy customer's face to hear his opinion!

Remember, it's just my personal, unbiased opinion that everybody should use Allergenix™, whether they need it or not! Allergenix™: Making You Lose Weight The Definite Way!

Charles Anderson
Roving Reporter