Salty Potato Chaos - A Rebuttal: Calculations
By Dr. Floyd H. Shkletzinheimer

Click to return to the findings...As you can see, the measurements taken here are identical to those presented by my dear friend and raging moron, Yurivich Gruskenvald in his original article. To return to my article, the real and correct theory, click here.


Wi = 23.75
Ws = 19.0
Wsx = 0.0000017
Lx = 279.000000765
Ly = 3067.0000008437
Dl = 0.00012
Dm = 0.25
Dn = 9.763
Dj = 3.7 × 10²³
Ra = -19.242424242
Rp = 679.00509
Rf = 0.0000075
Re = -1.0
Rq = 4503.56
Alf = 88.21
Alfn = 40382.01
At = 120481.01
Gx = -273.45
Gy = 46.86
Ep = 0.004512
Ert = 257.42213
Yn = 0.0
Yc = -9.12
Yk = 67913.45
Yd = 0.00509
Yf = .0000075
Ti = 9.999998
Tn = -293.66
Ñn = 999.09
Öy = 8.3 × 10³
Öx = 19.56
Ör = 358.908
Bl = 67.89
Bn = 0.2
Bw = 19.237
Ft = 0.0092
Fu = 0.0
Fp = -23.5
Fo = -18.74
Pj = -0.00875
Pq = 5.782
Pqe = 0.341
Un = -23187.65792
Uy = 9.561 × 10³
ßt = 0.98325
ßr = -9.903
ßx = 0.000000112
ßy = 0.8923
ßk = -12.513
Æt = 28.76
Æu = 5.5
Æp = -1.348
Ðu = 220.0
Ðz = 12.65
Ðe = -90.3532
Ðw = 887.0093

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