Once you have all
of your ingredients you are ready to begin. Don't worry about preheating
your oven. These deliciously disgusting cheese balls can be made in
only one brutally violent step.
Dump all four ingredients
into a tub that isn't necessarily as large as a bath tub, but big enough
to move your arms around in.
Now, unleash all
of your fury as you flail and pound all of the ingredients into a sticky
mush. Scream things that zombies from the olden days always said, like
"BRAINS!!!" "SMASH!!!" and "UGHGHGHHHH..."
Really let yourself go crazy. Don't forget to have fun with it!
Every five minutes
or so check the overall consistency of your mush. If it's too dry add
more blood, as you see fit. You may also want to try adding the blood
of a politician or a Hollywood actor, just for taste. If your mixture
is feeling to runny and wet, add more yak hair. Just remember that you
want this goop to be sticky enough to form into nice cheesy balls that
will hold together.
Proceed for at least
a half hour, or until you collapse from exhaustion. When done, scoop
up chucks of your sludge and form into baseball-sized spheres. Enjoy!
