After
Death Cuisine - Recipe #2
By Mr. Fred, Professional Zombie |
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Mr. Fred's
Specialty Nut Bread
Necessary
Ingredients:
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Eggs - 3
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Flour -
2 Tbsp. |
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Nuts - 3
Cups |
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Water -
1/2 Cup |
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Human Teeth
- 5 to 6 Dozen |
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Sugar -
1 Cup |
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Milk - 2
Tsp. |
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Cinnamon
- 1/2 Tsp. |
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Butter -
1/2 Stick |
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Yak Hair
- 2 Cups |
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Advil
Caplets - 4 to 5 Dozen |
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Step 1
Preheat your oven
to 425 degrees after getting your ingredients together. Start off by
mixing your milk, eggs, water, flour, and sugar in a large mixing bowl.
If the mixture becomes to sticky add a touch more water to loosen things
up.
Step 2
The teeth, nuts,
and advil really make this bread special because of the crunchiness
and consistency they add. Mix these ingredients with your previous mixture
and add the cinnamon and butter. Stir well.
Step 3
Pour the mixture
into a bread pan that has plenty of room in it for a rising loaf. Don't
worry about adding yeast as the bread will rise with the enamel from
the human teeth. Make sure as you pour that that teeth are spread enough
to cover all areas inside the loaf, to ensure an even rise. Once poured,
sprinkle the yak hair on top for a nice garnish.
Slide your dough
into the preheated oven and let cook for at least an hour. Watch carefully
to make sure it doesn't burn! Enjoy your specialty nut bread by making
a Turkey Sandwich.
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