After Death Cuisine - Recipe #3 By Mr. Fred, Professional Zombie

Deep Sautéed Eye Balls

Necessary Ingredients:

Human Eyes - 10 Dozen Raw Sewage - 37 Gallons

Toothpaste - 2 Tubes, large Salt - 1/2 Tsp.

Step 1

You will not need to preheat your oven for this, one of my truly favorite dishes. Obtain a large vat or tub from any source. Don't bother cleaning it or anything, because whatever's inside may just add some surprisingly refreshing flavors. Mix your salt, toothpaste, and gallons of raw sewage until fully blended.

Step 2

Vigorously dump your ten dozen eyeballs into the sewage mixture. I specified using ten dozen eyeballs because I could never obtain more than ten dozen at one time. If you can manage to find more while you're gathering ingredients, believe me, the sky's the limit!

This is really an easy dish to prepare. You're pretty much done now, after some light stirring. When you invite your zombie friends over for drinks, you can all just submerge your heads in the vat and gorge yourselves until rapture. Have fun!

Well, that's all for now chefs. Hopefully in a few weeks I can come at you with some more tasty recipes. Happy cooking!

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