Español
con Emily - Volume 1
By Emily Sweeney |
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 Ever
wanted to speak Spanish like a real pro? Want to travel the world, impressing
locals with your incredible knowledge of their native tongue? Well, look
no further, because the Reality Syndicate is offering a list of important
Spanish phrases that you can learn at home. Yes, soon you'll be speaking
like a real gringo (Spanish for "native speaker")!!!
Just memorize these easy-to-use phrases, and come back later for more!
Our non-resident Spanish
Expert, Emily Sweeney,
has been kind enough to provide these important translations for us: Now
it's time to learn!
¿Puedes ayudarme?
Creo que he perdido mi cabeza.
Pressing your dorm? Oreo period is in the cabana.
¿Por
favor, cual es la fecha de hoy?... ¡No! ¡Estas loco!
For a favor, can you fetch the hay? No! Your estate isnt local!
¿Acepta
usted tarjetas de credito? ¿PORQUE NO?
Accepting toe jam for credit? Porky no?
Por
favor, necesito comer carne. MUCHO carne.
For a favor, come in your car. A LOT of car.
Mi
escuela esta el ultimo en la lista de las "mas inteligentes".
My squealer is the ultimate on this list of the C.I.A.
La
vaca esta en la biblioteca. No se porque.
The vase isn't in biology. I dont know Porky.
Mi
cuaderno es rojo, pero mi corazon es negro como la noche... que lastima.
My calculater is rose, periodically my craziness is never coming at night.
Queue the last!
La
ley ha dictado que voy a vivir en un autobus por la eternidad.
Hey! Let the dictator take a voyage in the carbus for eternity!
La
vida es como un hamburguesa - calor y lleno de carne.
Ricky Martin is turning into a hamburger, but he colors the meat.
Stay tuned
for more vital Spanish phrases from the master of the language, Emilia!
Click
here to e-mail the author.
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