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Mr. Fred - Professional Zombie
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About Mr. Fred, Professional Zombie

Mr. Fred has been involved in "da biz", as he calls it, since his unfortunate death due to a yeast factory explosion three years ago. Since then, his body has rotted and become a sickening green color. Mr. Fred has written nothing and has essentially accomplished absolutely no tasks before his death.

Presently Mr. Fred is employed with UnHoly-Corp, the nations largest supplier of armies of the undead. He enjoy talking about his work, food, and loves to be complimented on how dead and green he looks.

Articles By Mr. Fred:

Midnight is Too Late!

Post-Mortem Anniversary Gift Guide
After Death Cuisine

After Death Cuisine II

 


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