The
Ancient Syndicate Proverbs
By the Ancient Scrolls of the Syndicate |
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A message from the
Syndicate:
Recently discovered
in the vast expanses of the mountains of some country (we are not sure
which, as we were quite disoriented...), these sacred scrolls share with
humanity some of the ancient and divine wisdom that so many creepy wise-men
uttered while laughing maniacally thousands and thousands of years ago.
Carbon testing has concluded that the shovel used to dig up the manuscripts
is approximately 6 years old. The shovel will be replaced by a new one
shortly.
Please note, as the
contents of the ancient, dusty, and pungeant scrolls are revealed to our
top archaeologists and anthropologists and other -ists, the translated
results will be posted here. After all, we're all about promoting the
growth of knowledge and wisdom, or whatever.
-Jason Cross,
co-founder and scroll-duster-offer
(Transcript begins
here)
To all mortals seeking
wisdom - let this manuscript be thy first and last companion on the journey
toward the road of the path to knowledge of the gods.
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Bird
that fly lowest experience largest pull from gravity of Earth.
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He
who tie left shoe first often tie right shoe immediately following.
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Lion
with no claws is like AK-47 with no 7.62x39mm Russian Hollow Point
ammunition.
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He
who follow not instruction manual build low quality shelving unit.
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He
who play instant lottery not always get rich instantly.
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Bird
that fly north for winter likely fly alone.
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If
a fool stops a king from drinking a glass of boiling poison, truly
the king was the fool.
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He
who is greedy have fewer friends, but more money.
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Man
who can move mountains have too much free time.
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He
who can speak with nature have serious mental issues.
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He
who seek infinite knowledge in for big disappointment.
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He
who play with BB gun going to put somebody's eye out.
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Seek more enlightenment
in a near-future installment!
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