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Yurivich Gruskenvald - Wombat Expert
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About Yurivich Gruskenvald, Wombat Expert

Yurivich Gruskenvald is the caretaker of Dave, the pet wombat of the Reality Syndicate. Since birth, Yurivich has dedicated his life to the study of wombat behaviors and characteristics. He has so far come up with the following: a) they like to eat, and b) they often sleep at night.

Presently, Yurivich has his own TV show on one of the nature channels known as "Yurivich the Wombat-Eater Hunter" in which he and his crack team of outdoorsmen and animal enthusiasts hunt the animals that eat wombats. He enjoys talking about anything to do with wobmats, his "unique" hair style, his television show, and sandwiches.

Articles By Dr. Gruskenvald:

Olympic Mammals Hit the Bull's Eye
Giraffe Able to Afford Staggering Psychiatric Bills
Chaos Theory and Potato Chip Decisions
Why Wombats Don't Like Cheese
Dave the Wombat's Follow-Up Exam

 

 


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Medical information for the above article was quoted from The Ultimate Visual Dictionary of Science (DK Publishing, 1998). This book is highly recommended by the Syndicate for any science enthusiast!