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About Yurivich Gruskenvald, Wombat Expert
Yurivich
Gruskenvald is the caretaker of Dave, the pet wombat of the Reality Syndicate.
Since birth, Yurivich has dedicated his life to the study of wombat behaviors
and characteristics. He has so far come up with the following: a) they
like to eat, and b) they often sleep at night.
Presently, Yurivich has his own TV show on one of the nature channels known as "Yurivich the Wombat-Eater Hunter" in which he and his crack team of outdoorsmen and animal enthusiasts hunt the animals that eat wombats. He enjoys talking about anything to do with wobmats, his "unique" hair style, his television show, and sandwiches.
Articles By Dr. Gruskenvald:
 Olympic
Mammals Hit the Bull's Eye |
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 Giraffe
Able to Afford Staggering Psychiatric Bills |
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 Chaos
Theory and Potato Chip Decisions |
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 Why
Wombats Don't Like Cheese |
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 Dave
the Wombat's Follow-Up Exam |
