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the Baseball and Fresnel the Bat
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Perry
the Baseball and Fresnel the Bat
Served
Loyally as Syndicate Mascots:
February 28, 2001 to August 24, 2001
Perry
and Fresnel. Wow. Sure, Batman apparently and Robin may have been the
dynamic duo, but certainly these two are... well... pretty good
too! Perry and Fresnel began as mascots for spring, actually, but due
to the odd mishaps leading to a site wide quietness over the summer of
2001, their stay was stretched longer than any other mascot in history.
 Perry
and Fresnel hit it big in mid March of 2001 when they signed a deal with
some nameless Hollywood agent. Rumor had it they were to be big stars
after their time was up serving as Syndicate mascots (pictured left is
a photo from Perry's screen test that hit the tabloids almost momentarily
after being developed). Here's a letter we received from the two of them
shortly after their departure in late august for sunny California and
a career in film:
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Dear Reality
Syndicate,
We're finally
on our way! Our itinerary is confusing since we can't read as
we're just a baseball and a bat, but our agent informs us that
we have quite a busy schedule.
Filming for
our first feature begins in early September. We promise that when
our first film is complete we'll make sure to get an illegal copy
to you guys before it even hits the big screen!
Um... we gotta
go. Our agent says we need to "talk." Ciao for now,
Syndicate!
Sincerely,
Perry
and Fresnel
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Well,
even though we miss those two we know they're hardly working for an obscene
amount of money. Those brave souls.
-Chris Clark
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