Steve
the Skulking Christmas Penguin
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Steve
the Skulking Christmas Penguin
Served
Loyally as Syndicate Mascot:
December 13, 2000 to January 14, 2001
The Holiday
Season takes its toll on everybody in its own special way, and for Steve
the price was joy! Apparently Steve has been lazy and surly ever December
since he accidentally flushed a very special gingerbread penguin down
the toilet in his mother-in-law's house. Now, as Steve's closest friends
state, he's simple not pleasant to be around.
 Steve
was discovered by the Reality Syndicate's own three foot tall alien advice
columnist Blorflax. Blorflax had taken a vacation to Antarctica in Novemeber
of 2000 (read the article involving that trip here).
On that trip this picture (left) was taken at one the smaller conventions
happening in the region of Antarctica Blorflax was visiting. Look close
and you can see Steve in the upper right corner. Anyway, Steve apparently
bumped into Blorflax by the snack bar and the two got to talking. A few
days later he was on his way to the Syndicate offices with a promise of
job as a Mascot!
The rest is history. Steve
made his presence known during his time as Mascot by constantly making stupid
demands of the Syndicate staff intermixed with insults and whining. Though
his skulking seemed endless, nobody could have been a better Christmas mascot.
-Chris Clark
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