Paul
the Paranoid Snowman
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Paul
the Paranoid Snowman
Served
Loyally as Syndicate Mascot:
January 15, 2001 to February 14, 2001
 Winter
can get pretty cold, especially in the Colorado Rockies where the Syndicate
lives. In mid January, our previous mascot, a penguin, thought it was
too cold. Yes, a penguin thought it was too freakin' cold! That
left the site mascotless until we found that a society of snowmen was
emerging from the subzero climate.
Paul came
to us looking for work. His only experience included standing, looking
at things, and some melting. We hired him on a trial basis, but he turned
out to be a hit! His paranoid delusions of the sun being "out to
get him" were hilarious. He always went on about how he wouldn't
survive past March, and that Springtime was his sworn enemy. The laughs
never stopped! Every day with the checking of thermometers and charting
glacial movements in hopes of a coming Ice Age, it was. The guy was a
riot!
Then he
melted. Guess he was right after all.
-Chris
Clark
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