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Archives for April, 2003
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| April
29, 2003 |
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As MTV shows
more young people taking off their clothes, perhaps the Spice channel
will show more music videos. It could happen!
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| April
28, 2003 |
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I have seen the
future... Fossil fuels are primitive, and Silly-Putty® will
be mankind's salvation!
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| April
26, 2003 |
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If you could
get together a billion monkeys typing at the same time for all eternity,
they would eventually duplicate, in their entirety, all the works
of all famous monkeys throughout history.
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| April
22, 2003 |
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Today's Discussion
Topic:
Which is better,
apples or oranges?
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| April
17, 2003 |
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Once upon a time,
in a land very very far away, they lived happily ever after, and
all the villagers celebrated, and everything was good again.
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| April
14, 2003 |
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A stopped clock
is right but twice a day, just like a really, really stupid
person.
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| April
6, 2003 |
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Being lost in
a dangling conversation isn't all that bad, unless the conversation
happens to be dangling over a pit of mutant sharks.
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