NewsReel
Archives for December, 2001
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| December
30, 2001 |
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Being smacked
on the head with a baseball bat is not as glamorous and pleasant
as television can lead one to believe.
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| December
27, 2001 |
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Leaves
change color because in the fall they all have one collective identity
crisis and dying themselves seems to be the best way to stay "young"
and "hip."
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| December
20, 2001 |
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Christmas is
in only five days. Whoopee. Everybody knows Boxing Day is the money
holiday. Stock up on Boxing Day decorations before the stores run
out!
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| December
10, 2001 |
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Laws. Sure, they're
good in principle, but give me a break. We're not expected to follow
these... these "laws," are we?
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| December
9, 2001 |
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Mold can be green
or blue with the occasional white spots. It is commonly found on
bread. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
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| December
6, 2001 |
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Here's
a tip:
The next time someone touches you and you get a little surprised
by it, tell them they'll regret the day they ever grew hands. That'll
shut them up.
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