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Archives for January, 2002
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| January
30, 2002 |
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Creepy white
vans are all the rage lately! Park one next to your local police
station and glare menacingly at passersby. You'll be the most popular
kid on the block!
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| January
28, 2002 |
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Swan dives and
asphalt go about as well together as tadpoles and glue.
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| January
27, 2002 |
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Americans claim
to know a lot about other cultures, but most of their knowledge
comes from seeing the world through wide screen, Dolby digital surround
sound goggles.
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| January
9, 2002 |
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Many
envy cows for their four stomachs, but believe me... having a multitude
of stomachs isn't all that glamorous. As it is, most humans have
trouble keeping one full in the first place.
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| January
7, 2002 |
Remember, don't
judge a book by its cover: when you browse a bookstore, read every
page of every book you're thinking about buying before
committing to a purchase.
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