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| January
29, 2003 |
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Ginseng is for
the weak. Arsenic is for the psychotic. Hay is for horses. But burritos?
Burritos are just fine.
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| January
22, 2003 |
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What was voted
the most reliable cure for the common head cold? Swift removal of
the head. Think about it.
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| January
4, 2003 |
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My New Year's
resolution this year is to make no New Year's resolution. Also,
I vow to destroy the universe by creating a circular paradox.
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