Body piercings don't have to be such a negative image for concerned parents. Folks, just think of them as "speed holes" that make your child run faster.

The first day of spring, i.e. today, is one known for the warmth, the greenness, the serenity, and the mass riots that break out in cities across the globe.

Always keep plenty of twine, hydrogen peroxide, and sandpaper in a safe location in your house. You'll want to be prepared just in case of... well, you know.

See a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have 2.5 grams of extra weight in your pocket.

I know a guy named Patrick. He happens to be Irish. Is he the St. Patrick? Eh, probably not, but it's fun to pretend.

It was once thought that cameras stole the soul of whomever they took a picture of. Through modern common sense we know this just isn't true. The soul escapes into the camera willingly because of the enticing smell of delicious film.

What if Don Quixote was the head of a multinational corporation dealing in the import of textiles and specializing in business solutions? Well, I think the implications would be obvious.

March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. The metamorphosis usually takes place over the course of three days beginning around the 14th.