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Archives for May, 2002
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| May
14, 2002 |
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"Once bitten,
Twice Shy": that old adage works fine, as long as whatever
is attacking you bites only once.
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| May
11, 2002 |
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Normally we'd
post some stupid little thought or ironic statement in this space,
but today we can't help but plug the new forums!
Go visit them now!
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| May
10, 2002 |
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A straight jacket
can be a useful tool in teaching people to love one another. Merging
two straight jackets together and forcing two angry people inside
will result in a forced hug that can last for hours.
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| May
7, 2002 |
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I heard a commercial
for a water filter today that claimed to filter out particulates
smaller than an atom. My question is this: If you can filter things
smaller than oh, say... a water molecule, how's the water
going to get through?
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| May
1, 2002 |
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Let's all cheer
for something! Anything. Just pick something. Come on, you must
have something to cheer about? Fine. We won't cheer. Thanks to your
attitude.
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