NewsReel Archives for October, 2002

October 31, 2002

Dress up as a pirate. When people comment you on your Halloween costume, run up the jolly roger and keel haul them. Say argh repeatedly.

 

October 26, 2002

If mustard and ketchup got married, their babies would probably be orange, though I'm no geneticist.

 

October 25, 2002

I enjoy spirals. They remind me of the majestic swirl of a galaxy, the intricate swirl of a sunflower, or the refreshing swirl of a toilet flush.

 

October 19, 2002

Jason says: 'I like my women like I like my coffee - dark and bitter.'

 

October 13, 2002

A bit of Syndicate wisdom: Every cloud has a silver lining, but that just means it's going to rain.

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