An Official Apology By Jason Cross

Dear readers,

It has been brought to my attention that the picture of Mr. Lucifer in October 13th's article, "The October Weather Fiasco - Plus - Is Hell Freezing Over? " is not correct. Apparently, the subject of that picture is actually Alan Greenspan, a very important and very powerful man who could easily crush any person in the world with a mere snap of his fingers. As you can see, he bears no resemblance whatsoever to the actual Mr. Lucifer, who can be seen here. I apologize for this mixup.

-Jason "Oh my good Lord, what the Hell is that?" Cross