|
Time
Passed
|
Diagnosis
|
| 0-60 seconds |
You didn't even
read the instructions! Go back and try it
again! |
| 1-3 minutes |
You're fine. Don't
worry so much. |
| 3-12 minutes |
That sure took
some time. Maybe you should lay of the FPS's for a while. |
| 12-60 minutes |
Welcome back to
reality. By now you must be late for something. Take some Sudafed
immediately. |
| 1-7 hours |
Blink! For the
love of God Blink! Wait, get some WD-40 first, your eyes may need
the lubrication. |
| 7-24 hours |
Ask yourself how
one little bouncing ball can eat up so much of your time. Take a baseball
bat to your computer and get some fresh air. |
| 1-30 days |
Check for parasites
living in or on your person. Then contact your family and friends
because you're probably officially missing by now. |
| 1-12 months |
There have been
some great advances in technology by now. Go to a computer store and
see what there is to buy. You may be pleasantly surprised. |
| 1-15 years |
Are you surprised
this page still exists? Me too. You have full blown E-Motion Sickness
and before seeking a cure you need to pay your back taxes. |
| 15-100 years |
There must
be a cure by now. If the Reality-Syndicate is a world renowned web
design firm, you have awaken in a very happy world. I doubt crime
or disease still exist. Enjoy paradise! |
| 1 century and
up |
First off, I'm
surprised you're still alive. Definitely cnsult you're HMO for a cure.
However, if when you check the position of the sun in the sky there
was fire raining and four guys on horses causing a scene, you were
kinda hypnotized right up to the apcolypse. Sorry about that. |
