GET
CAUGHT BUILDING YOUR OWN C,A,B,L,E,..D.E.S;C:R;A,M.B,L;E:R'
By Chris Clark |
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(Original Posting
Date: February 5, 2001)
The following satire
of the malicious email of "B,U.I;LD- ;YO,.U.R ,C.A;BL-E; B;O,X. ;DE-S;CR,A.M;BL-E;R"
and messages like it is brought to you by the Reality Syndicate.
www.reality-syndicate.com
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(il)LEGAL C,A,B,L,E,..T;V,.;D.E.S;C:R;A,M.B,L;E:R'
Want to watch sporting events?--Movies?--Pay-Per-View?--Other prison inmates
beat the crap out of each other???
This is the famous
23rd Precinct C,A,B,L,E,..D.E.S;C:R;A,M.B,L;E:R' You can submit it as
evidence in the interrogation rooms at the 23rd precinct!
We come to your private
residence with:
1. E-Z to follow Miranda Rights.
2. E-Z to put on HandCuffs.
3. A ride in a real squad car!
**** PLUS SOMETHING
NEW YOU MUST HAVE! ****
Something you can't do without.
THE UP TO DATE 12
PAGE REPORT ON LAWS ABOUT STEALING C;A.B,L:E;
You get the complete
12 page report "Municipal and State Theft Laws", the Hand Cuffs, and the
easy to follow Miranda Rights all for just--$1.00
Fill out form below
and send it, along with your $10.00 payment to:
Precinct 23, DPD
1256 West Newberry St
Denver CO 80172
(Cash, Check or Money
Order.)
(All orders outside
the U.S.A. contact local law enforcement)
PRINT YOUR:
NAME______________________________________________________
ADDRESS___________________________________________________
CITY/STATE/ZIP____________________________________________
E-MAIl ADDRESS____________________________________________
ANY OTHER CRIMINAL
OFFENSES____________________________
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Laugh at the Internet
people! Usenet is so full of pathetic hustlers that try to steal your
money. If you haven't figured that out yet, you haven't been around very
long.
The preceding absurd
drivel was brought to you by the Reality Syndicate.
www.reality-syndicate.com
A forum for the free exchange
of abnormal ideas and media!
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