Throw
Your Money Down the Toilet! Today!
By Chris Clark |
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(Original Posting
Date: December 12, 2001)
That's right folks!
Look, I didn't believe
this system worked when I first got this email, but it really REALLY works!
Believe me! I'm using exclamation points so it must be true!
Have you always wanted
to throw all your money away? Sure you have! Everybody does! THIS SYSTEM
IS NOT A SCAM!! THIS WILL REALLY DRAIN YOUR WALLET!!
All you do is follow
these steps!
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1. Get a plain white
envelope and mark it with this address:
Give Me Money
1175 W. Peaburry Dr.
Northwood, CO 80104
2. Gather all the cash
you can find. Even steal some if you need to! Wrap all the money (no coins
please, bills only) in a few pieces of paper so the postage handlers won't
see through the envelope and steal my... YOUR money.
3. Drop it in the mail!
THAT'S IT!! IT'S SOOOO EASY!!!
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You will find that
in only minutes you will have FAR LESS MONEY THAN YOU STARTED WITH!! REALLY!!
IT ONLY TAKES MINUTES!!!
THIS IS NOT A SCAM!!
SINCE I AM ANNOYINGLY USING ALL CAPITALS THAT MEANS I MUST BE TELLING
THE TRUTH!! DO IT NOW!!
I tried this system
and now I have lost $400 dollars! I tried it again and that total went
up to $700! Each time I use this system my total gets BIGGER AND BIGGER!!
DON'T BE LEFT OUT!!
USE THIS SYSTEM TODAY AND LOSE MORE MONEY THAN IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!!!
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Disclaimer:
The above nonsense
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All this spam in the world deserves to be made fun of because it is so
incredibly stupid and pointless. As this qualifies as spam, this should
also be made fun of. I mean really, do people need to put up with these
dumb get-rich-quick messages? If you invented one and are reading this,
you are very smart. Chances are that plenty of people bought into your
scam. Nobody should buy into this scam, especially since the address we
used is totally made up and probably doesn't exist.
Laugh at the Internet
people. It's big and filled with craziness and is always good for entertainment!
Sincerely,
The Reality Syndicate Team
www.reality-syndicate.com
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