Channel Surfing in Style By Chris Clark

You've just finished a long day of your work at the rendering plant. You plop yourself down on your favorite slab of concrete and flip on the TV. You're average Joe American, paying homage to your boob tube on a nightly basis. But recently, has the idiot box been a little predictable? Are you tired of the same 723 channels of boring repetitiveness?

Perhaps you should follow the lead of countless other TV fans and switch to Expanded Mega Cable.

Expanded Mega Cable runs through your original cable from a cable server located in Backwater, Arkansas. Expanded Mega Cable offers up to seven amazing channels that just aren't offered with with typical mainstream cable companies. Take a look at some of the channels offered with Expanded Mega Cable!

The Not As Scenic As You Expected Channel

Like scenic places? Perhaps the Travel Channel isn't raising your flag? The Not As Scenic As You Expected Channel offers a variety of images and film from from areas that one would expect to be scenic but really aren't. Consider Pensacola, Florida. One might believe the place would be a tropical paradise, but not in the basement of an old lady's house that happens to be overrun with forty seven cats! Yes, the Not As Scenic As You Expected Channel can help you realize how disappointing destinations can be.

The Jobs You Can Pity Channel

The Jobs You Can Pity Channel is a place to go when you're feeling that you have the worst job on the planet. Listen pal, unless you're actually on this channel, you have it pretty good! Consider the Tire Boy. His job is to continually check the air in the tires of golf carts, not only having lowly caddies as their superiors but serving as drink tables when bent over. Or consider the President of the FOX Network. Just look at what kind of crap that poor guy has to put up with! Sure, some shows are okay, but hardly anyone will brake when they see him crossing the street. Yes, the Jobs You Can Pity Channel is a great way to feel good about your dead end career!

The Animals in Need of Plastic Surgery Channel

Let's face it, animals can get pretty ugly. From those dogs that look like they ran face first into a telephone pole to the baboons with their rainbow colored faces and rears, Mother nature has played her share of cruel jokes. On the Animals in Need of Plastic Surgery Channel you can witness first hand some of the best examples of just that! Whether you think your pet is ferociously ugly or you just want a good laugh that will turn your stomach, the Animals in Need of Plastic Surgery Channel never fails to display some of the most unfortunate creatures of the animal kingdom. You won't see this channel winning any beauty contests!

Still not convinced? Consider the four channels we didn't tell you about. Furthermore, the boys at Expanded Mega Cable are looking into added an eighth... that's right... an eighth channel within the next five years! Wow! Don't delay, contact Expanded Mega Cable and see what you're missing right away!

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-Chris Clark