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The New Cold War - Chris Clark

T-Shirt Prompts Bush's Resignation - Jason Cross

The Sections of the Syndicate Press:

Francis Williams	Chris Clark
Jason Cross	News Group Spots
Alex Owens	Sea Dreamer
News in Brief	Verbina
Letters to the Editor

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Articles By Verbina

When Pumpkins Go Bad

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Articles By Sea Dreamer
(News From Across the Pond)

Phone Box Attack

It's No Gaggle

Science Proves Triangles Tastier than Squares

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Articles By Alex Owens

Leveling Through the Underworld

Wearing the Horns

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Articles By Francis Williams

Don't Blame Me, I Didn't Vote for Him

Articles By Jason Cross

T-Shirt Prompts Bush's Resignation

Ghost of McCarthy Running for President

Original Source of Violence Discovered!

DoomBot Joins Syndicate Ranks!

Phone Booth Attack

Rejected Road Signs

New Game Platforms Shock Community!

Violence Proven as #1 Cause of Video Games

I Should Have Been the Spring Mascot!

Behind the Scenes with Dr. S.

Financial Compensation for Damages or Whatever

Giants: Citizen Kabuto - An In-Depth Review, Part II

Giants: Citizen Kabuto - An In-Depth Review

Down With Water!

A Physics Lesson! Joy!

A Poem: "ObscuRa"

The Untold Evil of the Teddy Bear

Halloween and Colored Headlights - Funky!

How to Tell if a Person is Lying - 6 Easy Steps

An Official Apology

The Magic Pumpkin Patch - Low-Grade Acting from a Low-Grade Class

The October Weather Fiasco - Plus - Is Hell Freezing Over?

Spoke, Neo vs. Jackie Chan, and Helicopter Collision Physics

The Human Genome- What Does It All Mean?

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Articles By Chris Clark

The New Cold War

Half Life 2 - An Inside Look

Let's Go Travel - Siberian Safari

Easter Tuesday?

Leading the Colorblind

Let's Go Travel - Ancient Arkansas

Discovering Yoga

Cowardly New World

Unhappily Employed

Cyber-Siege Throughout Time

You've Got Hate Mail!

Put On A Happy Face

Driving Miss Racism

Idle Organs

A Day for Mother Mars

Portion Frenzy

Dangerous Narcoptics

Heroes on Parade

Sub Par Web Design

The Updating Game

Character Comedy: 100th and Witty

Channel Surfing in Style

Prehistoric Home Remedies

Keeping the Workplace Clean

Mysterious Suckers

Cartoon Eyes Vs. Total Darkness

Banana Computers

Misfit Gods

Email Crawler!

New Merit Badges for the Fall Season

Where Have All the Europeans Gone?

The New Face of Usenet (Part 2)

The New Face of Usenet (Part 1)

The Counter-Strike of Tomorrow

Temptation Chessboard

Scientists Discover the "Wrestilng Gene"

The Army of the Nocturnal Egyptian Palm Tree Construction Workers

How to Build a Fully Functional Cyclotron with Things you Find Around your House

Scientists Uncover E-Motion Sickness

Wouldn't Be Masterpieces from Won't be Geniuses

Fragonomics!

Behind The Plush

The Modern Types of the Heart

Half Life CD Key Generator!

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News Group Spots
(all originally appeared as promotions on news groups)

Throw Your Money Down the Toilet! Today! - Chris Clark

$$$ Another Faceless Get-Rich-Quick Scam! $$$ - Chris Clark

GET CAUGHT BUILDING YOUR OWN C,A,B,L,E,. D.E.S;C:R;A,M.B,L;E:R' - Chris Clark

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Letters to the Editor

Letter from Bruce Wayne

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News In Brief

News in Brief - 6/8/03 - Chris Clark

News in Brief - 1/29/03 - Chris Clark

News in Brief - 11/7/02 - Chris Clark

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